BTC RETAKES $80K — $415M IN SHORTS LIQUIDATED ON FED PAUSE SIGNAL

Bitcoin bounced back above $80K after Fed signaled a pause on rate hikes, triggering $415M in short liquidations. The move caught bears flat-footed and rewarded long holders in a classic risk-off relief rally. Crypto degen playbook: when the Fed blinks, BTC tends to rip.

Real-time market move with specific liquidation amount and Fed catalyst; shorts getting rekt is peak degen content.